Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away in a land called upstairs a girl was peacefully attempting to lie down in her "castle" and fall into a deep slumber from which she would hope to not be woken for hours. Unfortunately lurking nearby in a land called hallway was a dragon who had other plans for the sleepy girl. As the girl lay down the dragon decided she was going to lay down too. On top of the girl. In the "castle." As you might guess the girl was very displeased with the dragon and proceeded to toss, turn, kick, and scream at the dragon. But the dragon was relentless at her attempts to overthrow the girls rule over her "castle." Soon the girl resigned to a world without her "castle", known as downstairs. But downstairs was full of strange creatures called daters who had filled their land with dating and date like stuff and awkward door scenes that weren't actually at the door but were kind of, and long good byes, and odd looks at the girl. Luckily as she wept with sorrow for the loss of her kingdom, and her deep slumber, the dragon retreated and became bored with the "castle", leaving it be. The girl rejoiced and ran back to her kingdom filled with sleepy joy. And very soon the night was over. And she awoke. Still angry about the attempted overthrow, and somehow just as sleepy. The End.
This story may or may not be a realistic re-telling of my Saturday night with my roommates.
**Names, and in some cases, species have been changed to protect the identity of the characters in this story.
"But downstairs was full of strange creatures called daters who had filled their land with dating and date like stuff and awkward door scenes that weren't actually at the door but were kind of, and long good byes, and odd looks at the girl."
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna be laughing about this for a long, long time. . .glad to know my doorstep scene was awkward for you, haha. . .