I'm horrible at posting you guys! But I just have this really super cute distraction in my life who makes it impossible to stay on task. Anywho, I got a new job! I will be working at Salt Lake Parks and Rec, of course this means moving home a month earlier than planned, which Nate is very excited about. It's been crazy and very fast moving. I'm also incredibly terrified that my job will be physically too hard, I will exhaust myself, pass out on the trail, all alone, and a bear will come and eat my entrails. Okay maybe that last part was an exaggeration but it could happen.
I had to recently get a drug test for my new job. If you know me you know that I pee A LOT. All the time. I have the worlds smallest bladder. Well, apparently this bladder has performance anxiety as well because for the life of me I could not muster anything out. So...they sat me in front of a water cooler and told me to keep drinking until I had to go. After an hour I was feeling a little like I maybe could go now so I told the nurse who then made me wait another half hour. I had just drank a GALLON of water. By the end of that half hour I felt as though Niagara Falls was going to come rushing out of me at any second. If they didn't give me that cup soon they would have been scooping my pee up off the floor because I really really had to go. And then I really really had to go for the rest of the day. I think my record was five times in one hour. And it wasn't like a little bit. Don't ever do that. Ever. And as I've now realized I've offered way more information than anyone ever wanted to know about me I will be signing off. Sorry.
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