Tuesday, December 17, 2013

I Destroyed the Plague...You're Welcome.

So, I live in an apartment with five other women. You would think that it would be so clean, because stereotypically women are clean. Keyword: Stereotypically. I hate stereotypes. Our apartment is disgusting 6/7 days of the week. And depending on your standards you could push that to 7/7 days of the week. I am super OCD about being clean and this creates a dilemma. It truly does. Like being terrified of catching the black plague from our bathroom, because I'm pretty sure it carried it. But no more my friends, no more. I have saved myself, and the rest of the world, the trouble of having to come up with a vaccine for the plague by destroying it before it spread. The bathroom is clean! It is a miracle!

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