The Jane Austen Plague

There are two types of people in the world. Those that watch Jane Austen movies and those that don't. To add to the amazement you are now experiencing because yes, people do watch Jane Austen, they actually enjoy it as well! I know it surprised me at first too. I just don't understand it. One- you barely understand what anyone in the movie is talking about, I really don't think anyone actually talked like that I mean come on people get real. Two- It is the epitome of boring. I swear some old British dude was sitting in a rocking chair being bugged by his wife while he read the newspaper and was finally like okay, I know what will shut her up, let's make this book into a movie. Ya know, because the book wasn't terrible enough we need two ways to enjoy the torture. Ugh. The part that bugs me the most? They've seen this movie a dozen times and yet it takes presidence over having a conversation with me. Sigh. I guess it's one of those things I have to live with. Kind of like my roommate's snoring, and the other one's slurping (she literally slurps everything, and I mean everything). Small things that make for a very annoyed Felicia, but that is okay. I think. Hopefully. I need to learn to live with the annoyances that make a person who they are, otherwise how am I ever going to learn to live with a husband. ;)